The Green Ballad

'Ere once upon a time
Just lil' above the Greece
Was livin' king of Lime
And lime was all his fleece
He'd make then lime'y wool
And with a-many tries
He'd make 'em balls real cool
And I ain't telling lies

'Cause I've been 'ere and all I've seen
'Em pancakes sour and clothes green
In kingdom far away that lies
Some'ere between 'em land'n'skies

They'd put 'em in lil' boxes
Sneaky Packages call 'em
They'd ride all day'n'nite
While playin' fancy jam
Packages all in clover
So nobody'd expect
That they've undercovered
Lime cotton whole a-deck

'Cause I've been 'ere and all I've seen
'Em pancakes sour and clothes green
In kingdom far away that lies
Some'ere between 'em land'n'skies

Once they arrive to target
They're hidin' makin' mess
Whole city pulverizin'
An' with goddesses bless
They're takin' it to 'em kings
An' selling underground
They're deliverin' cotton
To knit it all around

'Cause I've been 'ere and all I've seen
'Em pancakes sour and clothes green
In kingdom far away that lies
Some'ere between 'em land'n'skies

They're doin' so 'cause there've been thieves
Who are disquised as 'em leaves
Dem sneaky druids with bark 'nstead of spine
Whose fangs all glitter and claws all shine
That's so they can get cotton balls
An' throwin' 'em up in the skies
They're gonna teach the cubs of thee
What is a hunter ment to be

'Cause I've been 'ere and all I've seen
'Em pancakes sour and clothes green
In kingdom far away that lies
Some'ere between 'em land'n'skies